Odd day today

Today I heard a rustling outside, I went to investigate and I saw someone fiddling in my bushes, banging on the front door. I went over to see if he was drunk, or homeless, or both and he tried to bite me. Still unsure of his status, I delivered my mightiest kick to his thigh in an effort to disuade further biting, but it only enraged him more. I fled inside and locked my door. I wonder what is wrong with him.

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